dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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