We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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