It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
only you would photoshop your dick
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
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She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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