And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
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like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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