It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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