Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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