I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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