i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
The best revenge is premature balding
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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