that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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