I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
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