Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
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I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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