I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
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I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm bleeding and have questions
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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