I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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