Sponge bath it is.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
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The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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