I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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