I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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