fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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