I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
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Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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