there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
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Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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