i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
this will be a night to untag.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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