FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Someone stole a lamp last night.
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I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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