I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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