in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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