she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i came on her dog
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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