Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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