I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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