Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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