3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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