Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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