I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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