What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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