when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
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i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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