Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
you would pick up someone in the library
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
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Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize