12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
my liver is dry heaving
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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