Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
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I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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