So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
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I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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