Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
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We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
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Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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