went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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