my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
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Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
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This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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