i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
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If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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