hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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