I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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