So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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