I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
i now understand why vodka
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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