Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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