i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
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I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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