evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
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Sorry about my life...
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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