We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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