Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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