Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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